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spontaneous music by caitlin scholl, justin allen, lindsay mcconnell, & alex himmelbaum

recorded in lake placid, ny, 'in the livingroom' at camp diane; july 2011


I LIKE TO WIN, THE VIOLIN


i like to win, i like to win

i like to win, i like to win

i like to win, i like to win

i like to win

[touch me...]

i like to win, i like to win

i like to win, i like to win

i like to win, i like to win

i like to win

[touch me...]

i like to win, i like to win

i like to win, i like to win

i like to win, i like to win

i like to win, the violin

i want to win, the violin

i want to win, the violin

i want to win, the violin

[whooooooo]

i like to win, the violin

i like to win, the violin

i like to win, the violin

i like

[ohhh you watch me]

i like to win, you want a violin

you want a violin, you want

a violin

you were the best one out of all the rest

then you had something on your chest

you got it off your chest, you played the violin

everyone in your family thought it was a sin

you didn't care

you liked to stare into the face of that four-stringed instrument

and you were like, 'hey! this is my calling!

let me play a little sabarsky (??) violin...'

OH! you got to play your violin

you got to play your violin

your little violin

[whooooo whoooooo whoooooo whoooooo whoooooo]

the violin, the violin

i like to play the violin

i like to win, the violin

ooooh



CRAZYPANTS

[whaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaa]

like crazy

[whaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaa]

so crazy

[whaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaa]

so crazy

[uhhh uhhh uhhhhhh]

so crazy

[uhhh uhhh uhhhhhh]

so crazy

[uhhh uhhh uhhhhhh]

so crazy

[whaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaa]

so crazy

a little crazy

[whaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaa]

so crazy

[whaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaa]

so crazy

[whaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaa]

[uhhh uhhh uhhhhhh]

i am so crazy

you went to the crazypants store

let me try'um on

i wanna try on those crazypants for once

dancin to the moon

i need my crazy pants!

[uhhh uhhh uhhhhhh]


so crazy!

they call me crazy

they call me crazypants

i got crazypants and i like to crazy dance

so you know what i mean, i got my crazy pants on

got my crazypants, crazypants dance

i got my crazypants, crazypants dance

i want my crazypants crazypants dance  

[around us all, around us all...]

[uhhh uhhh uhhhhhh]

she does the crazy moves!

[around us all, around us all...]

[uhhh uhhh uhhhhhh...]

[whaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaa...]

around in shirts, guys

got my crazypants, i got the crazypants doin my crazy dance

i got my crazypants doin my crazy dance

i got my crazypants doin that crazy dance

[whaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaa

whaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaa...]

listen to that, everybody!

[whaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaa

whaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaa...]

[uhhh uhhh uhhhhhh...]

[oooh ahhhh arrr arrk...]

crazy like a dying cat!

i like to die from

you like to die from

really small glasses

really small glasses

[i like to die from

you like to die from

really small glasses

really small glasses]

you see through the really small 

spectacle that sits on your

nose, don't like

it's so tiny I can hardly 

note to self, i'm feeling confused

crazypants....

i'd like to die from a little tiny bubble

that goes inside my vein

and goes goes straight up

to my humungous brain!

a little crazy

well that was crazy

i said it was crazy

that was crazy

i'd like to die from a tiny little bubble

when it went into my veins

and floated all the way to my humungous brain

oh! that would be

the craziest way to leave this world

[oh doonka donk doonk]


so crazy!

what if? what if something ... just happened

and you were just

you we're goin' round, goin' to the store

then a wig and a whore came up to ya

stabbed ya and you died

on the floor of the store

by the hand of a whore

you'd feel, like, a little

depressed

well you aren't depressed

cause your dead

yes, you're dead

and your husband, well, his name might have been fred

but you never got to meet him, did you? cause

you got dead

you got dead before fred

[you died early]


[whaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaa]


THE END!


THE WARLOCK & THE JAZZ, MAN


[she just smacked my balls]
[a pretend smack]
[Oooo! Oooo!  Oooo!  Oooo!  Oooo!  Oooo!  Oooo!  Oooo!  Oooo!  Oooo!  Oooo!  Oooo!  Oooo!  Oooo!  Oooo!  Oooo!  Oooo!  Oooo!  Oooo!  Oooo!  Oooo!  Oooo!]

I was a phantom walking through the forest

[Oooo!]

I was a warlock

[Oooo!]

I had a feeling

[Oooo!]

I was a phantom

[Oooo!]

Walking through the forest

[it’s okay…]
[Oh my god!]
[Oooo!
Oooo!]

I was a warlock

[Oooo!]

I was a warlock

[Oooo!]

Walking through the forest

[Oooo!]

I was a fairy
Going through the forest on the trees
Flying with the bees
Making love in a tree
With a bee!

I was an elf-man
Put it on the shelf, man
Save it for later
Why don’t you have a flavor saver?

[Oooo!]

I was an elf-man!

[Oooo!]

Aww, on the shelf, man!

[Oooo!]

Save it for later
Save a little flavor saver for later

[Oooo!]

I was a Queen
In the forest, know what I mean?

[Oooo!]

I went to the fantasy place,

[Oooo!]

Said, “I’m the queen!”

[Oooo!]

She said, “I don’t know what you’re talkin’ bout!”

[Oooo!]

I went to the forest
I was a warrior
I had a bomb [bomb, bomb]

[Oooo!]

I went to the store

[Oooo!]

With my warlock powers
I got the beer
And everything was okay
Got the beer and put it on ice---

Display!

For to---
On the display

Today
I got a warlock case of beer

[Ooooooo…]

Got the good fairy hovering near
And the elf-man
Hiding in my ear!

Ohh…
I was a jazz-man

[Yeah jazz jazz!]

Doin’ what the jazz can!I felt like I was
A man named Stan!

[Jazz!]

Blowin’ on my horn
I was like,

[Jazz!]

“What? Do I look
Like a piece of corn?”
Got a kernel
Of knowledge in my brain
A piece of wisdom to impart
The pleasure and pain

[Jazz!]

Of life, is what I’ve experienced
Now I feel like near us

[Jazz!]

Is the music that we
All, we like to call jazz

[Ooooooo…]

Do your jazz hands!

[Jazz yeah yeah]

Do your jazz hands, do your,
Do your jazz hands
Jazz hands to the store to get some beer
Jazz dance to the store to get some beer
We’re going to the store to get some beer!

Don’t worry about us
We’re gonna get the stuff

Do the jazz-man!
A doin’ jazz-man!

Doin’ jazz beer, doin’ jazz beer,
Don’t worry about us

We’ll get a case of beer
We wanna get some some beer!

We do jazz.
We do jazz, we do jazz
We do jazz, we do jazz

Don’t worry about us we’re gonna get the beeeeeer…We do jazz, we do jazz

We do jazz, we do jazz

Don’t worry about us we’re gonna get the beeeeeer…

We do jazz, we do jazz
We do jazz, we do jazz
we do ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(indecipherable sounds of monsters dying)

jazz man doing
wizard

We’re goin’ to the stoooorrre…

Stayyyyy…

We’re goin’ to the stoooorrre…

wizard
of the jazz-man

of jazz-man
crying wizard
of jazz-man